It's a stone, Luigi!
I could be wrong, but I don't think anybody else has made a Pokemon based on an American football player before. Does that make me special?

Bulkarge (Bulky + Charge/Large)
Charging PKMN
Fighting
Cranium (In a pinch, it raises its Defense and Special Defense), No Guard
4'11"
299.6 lbs
"In the wild, they work together to accomplish tasks. They tend to play rough, always tackling each other."
"If it plants the spikes on its feet into the ground, it can be tackled multiple times and not budge an inch."
HP: 90
Attack: 115
Defense: 95
Sp. Atk: 40
Sp. Def: 64
Speed: 75
Total: 479
Bulkarge is great at both attacking and defending. Several of its moves allow it to help its teammates. Plus, wouldn't it just be stinkin' cool if you had a friggin'
football player under your command!?

Bulkarge learns Tackle, Fake Out, Knock Off, Safeguard, Arm Thrust, Helping Hand, Bulk Up, Feint, Take Down, Baton Pass, Taunt, Fling, Double-Edge, and Reversal. This Pokemon can be deadly if used right.

Bulkarge (c) me
Pokemon (c) Nintendo/GameFreak
I don't see any problem in the moveset, base status or conception... Just the design.
I don't know if it just my imagination or freshness of my side, the "armor"'s color is just bugs me.
I really can't wait what it is, so it might be my freshness.